"Blast" it and Find the Job!!!

(from Google Image Search)

hello madam?? looking for a job change?

called the lovely sweet lady...

with all her flattery flange..

that makes us say i am 'ready'

and there she goes..."Madam,..

join our site..and we shall find you...

the job, and land you in 'Amsterdam'

just pay us handful for our 'crew'!! "

and ask I, what the crew does??

replies her in a way so gentle..

they scan your resume thrice..

and make it "blast" and "kindle"!!

says she, they do it in a day...

and lets the employers find you

only in dollars she accepts my pay

and makes me go "yyoo"

I dont want a job, "Thanks" say I

"Ma'm we have mailed you the details..

No worries..and we can still try"

and I later check my 'mails'!!

And she calls In a couple of days...

Tells she that its a 'reminder'..

and goes on till I think about the pays..

maybe she could be my 'job finder'

Ask I, does it come with a 'guarantee'??

and smiles she !! "Employers will run after you

as we 'develop' it while you sip some tea.."

so I say "okie" without any 'clue'..

So I pay them in 'dollars'..

dreaming about my long awaited 'career'..

And no I look at my mobile..no callers!!

uff!! I wait for another year...

Finally does my phone 'Ring'

Tells she.."Madam, our service period is over..

Never worry, we have another package for this 'Spring'!! "

and I Scream "Dead is this 'Subscriber' !!!"!!!

(from Google Image Search)

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